Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I have post one night stand depression
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