But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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