You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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