your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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