Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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