Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he fucked my hip out of place.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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