i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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