I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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