I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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