What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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