hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Drunk is a universal language darling
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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