SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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