Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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