I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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