come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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