idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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