he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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