You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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