I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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