sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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