I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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