Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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