Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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