Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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