People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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