why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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