he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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