She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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