i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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