That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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