Nicole vs. Life
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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