office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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