Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.