And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...