I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.