i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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