Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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