dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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