if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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