Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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