i don't like sucking hair
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.