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• (813): View more from Florida

  he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"

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  does that mean he doesn't last long?

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back

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• (518): View more from New York

  i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...

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