Having a random hookup so left but love u
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.