I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.