he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...