I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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