maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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