Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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