I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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