You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you will always have a special place in my vag
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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