My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
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i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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