Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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