I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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