That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
