You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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