the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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