This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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