the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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