Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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