She announced her abortion via fbk
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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