gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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