When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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