Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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