Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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